Dance Moms The Apple of Her Eye

Dance Moms The Apple of Her Eye

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Dance Moms
Lifetime
March 19, 2013

This week – the second of our two hour episodes – has the potential to be a total disaster. Know why? Cathy’s back…!

At Pyramid this week, Abby is obviously not happy about their 7th place win from last week. Abby explains that she’s been trying to figure out what is wrong with her team and what she needs to do to get them winning again. At the bottom of the pyramid is Mackenzie (for being on her “injured” foot for all of the last competition). She is benched this week. Then comes Paige, Brook, Chloe (who is back on the Pyramid and back on the pyramid at last), Maddie, Kendall, and on top is Nia. Abby uses one of the new head shots for Kendall that Jill showed her last week, but the other moms are wary of the fact that Jill got new pictures taken when no one else did. Holly is very pleased that Nia is on top of the pyramid this week.

Since the team is going to Cincinnati, Abby is sure that Candy Apples will be there. The group number is about Rosa Parks (which gets a smile from Holly, especially because Abby is passionate about the subject). Although it’s obvious that the lead is for Nia and Abby admits that, Abby wants her to work hard for the lead in the group number. And apparently she also wants Holly to overhaul her wardrobe. Or something. Solos go to Kendall and Maddie. Chloe and Paige are given a duet to do together.

Upstairs, the moms celebrate Chloe’s return to the pyramid and discuss Abby’s claim that she “doesn’t know” who will play Rosa Parks in the group number. Obviously any of these little girls other than Nia would not be appropriate for the role. Abby takes a moment to explain to Mackenzie why she is benched. Then Kelly expresses her displeasure at the fact that Abby said that Paige and Chloe have never had a duet before because Paige has never danced to Chloe’s level, but now Chloe is dancing at Paige’s. Kelly says that she doesn’t even want them to have the duet, but Christie begs her to just behave herself since the girls have been waiting for this for a long time.

After the commercial break, Abby meets Holly at a boutique to go on a shopping spree for her makeover. When Holly arrives, Jill is with her. In the confessional, Jill admits that she came along because she wants to take the opportunity to give Kendall…the Rosa Parks role…because that makes sense… Holly and Abby are both shocked that Jill would go to such lengths to take a role away from another kid. Finally, Abby tells her that she’s not wanted and makes Jill leave the store. Later, when the other moms find out about Jill’s methods, they’re shocked too. None of them are surprised that Jill invited herself to go shopping and none of them are surprised that she tried to get the role. Kelly calls her delusional. Christie tells her that it’s crazy to try to get her very white daughter the role of Rosa Parks. Jill plays dumb and pretends that she doesn’t understand their ire, and they want her to go down and talk to her. Jill, of course, say that the moms are bullying her because they think that Kendall has the lead role. So Abby pretends like she’s taking her kid out of the running and announces officially that Nia has the role herself.

While rehearsing the duet, Abby sits Paige down and has a talk with her and explains to her that she has to work hard in order to match the skills of dancers like Maddie and Chloe. Kelly admits that she’s okay with calm discussions like that and she wishes that Abby would have discussions like that with her more often.

Meanwhile, Melissa tells the moms that in her free time, Mackenzie has locked herself in her room to do make-up tutorials and has been posting them online. Although Holly is concerned about the lack of supervision, Melissa says that she’s happy that Mackenzie has something for herself that doesn’t put her in Maddie’s shadow.

When Abby tells Kendall that she needs to be prepared to go against Candy Apples (where she briefly attended) Jill has the nerve to say that Abby taught her daughter nothing and doesn’t get to take credit for her. She’s probably still mad about Kendall “losing” the Rosa Parks role. So Abby sends the girls off to practice Kendall’s facial expressions. That’s pretty hilarious.

When Paige and Chloe try on their costumes, they look more like Las Vegas than Broadway. Abby has a reputation for pushing the envelope with costumes, but these are really skimpy. When they start rehearsing, Abby admits that she let these girls have their duet because Paige begged for it and Chloe isn’t at her peak, but even at that Paige isn’t doing well enough. Meanwhile, Kelly is still complaining about Abby’s attitude toward the duet and Christie is still praying that Kelly won’t take away this chance for Chloe to shine and prove herself to Abby again, for the first time since her suspension.

Since Mackenzie is benched for the week, she is having some fun doing the girls’ makeup. Abby wants to give her something to do, so she tells her that she’s going to be in charge of the makeup that weekend. Mackenzie admits to being nervous, because she doesn’t want to mess up the makeup for anyone, but…I don’t think anyone will let her do that.

Abby impresses upon the girls that she does not want to lose to Cathy. She’s pleased when Nia shares with the other girls a poster she made of Rosa Parks, but Holly is disturbed when Jill then sidles over to Abby and gives her a necklace. Sounds like a bribe…

Upon arriving at the competition, they immediately run into Cathy. She approaches Abby and puts a hand on her arm to get her attention. When Abby tells her not to touch her, Cathy pulls forward her bodyguard…despite the fact that she’s the one who was beating up people with her purse the last time they saw her. Holly is not wearing one of Abby’s approved outfits, so Abby makes her change…and she looks pretty good. Then it’s time for Mackenzie to start her makeup on the girls. None of the moms are thrilled and Melissa looks terrified, but Mackenzie is pretty sure that she does a good job. Even if Abby does accuse Jill of wiping up all of Mackenzie’s work.

As far as performances go, Kendall’s performance is cute, but it feels a bit sloppy to me. She doesn’t seem to forget any of her steps and she doesn’t do any of them wrong, exactly, but some of her steps could be stronger. Still, she makes it through the whole two and a half minutes and finishes with a smile. Next up is Maddie and Melissa admits that the poor kid’s under a lot of pressure after taking second place for the past two weeks. She does a beautiful job and I didn’t notice any glaring mistakes. As I watch this live, I think that she deserves first place and will at least make the top three. She’s competing with one of Cathy’s boys so that always throws things into the air. The routine that Cathy chose for him is probably too complicated and he’s off the music almost immediately.

Cathy’s not thrilled about that, and the kid is devastated, but his dad does his best to calm him down and make him feel better. This puts Abby in a good mood, though, and she goes back telling Kendall and Maddie that they did beautifully. She even calls the solos “fabulous.” Up next is Paige and Chloe’s duet (Kelly has finally stopped threatening to pull the thing). Despite the sexy music and skimpy costumes, the girls do a very good job and it didn’t look inappropriate at all.

In the hallway, Cathy starts badmouthing Kendal. She and the moms get into an argument in which she resorts to petty insults. It’s pretty ugly. But up next is the group dance that we’ve all been waiting for. Before the ALDC is Candy Apples’ boys. It’s a cute parody of Gangnam Style and at least looks different from the last two routines Cathy had put together.

Abby and all the moms are nervous about following the boys’ routine. Abby says that if they can’t win with “Rosa Parks,” then she isn’t sure that there will be a group anymore. It’s a beautiful number, though. The story is clear and understandable. The number looks beautiful…until Brook just stops dancing and starts wandering around aimlessly on stage.

At the awards, Cathy’s boy takes sixth place. Kendall takes second and Maddie finally gets her big win that she’s been waiting for. The duet takes first place also, proving that Paige can keep up with Chloe. Then we get to the group dance. Candy Apples’ takes second place. First place goes to…the ALDC! They won even with Brook’s weird moment! So after two rough weeks, it’s a clean sweep for the team!

In the green room, the moms note that Cathy hasn’t shut her mouth all day and now not a word. The moms think about going into Cathy’s dressing room to gloat. Then they go into the room and Cathy’s all mouth again. The moms throw their share of words, too. Then it’s back to their own studio to celebrate their success. Abby has only kind words for her girls…until it’s time to discuss Brook’s mess up in the group number. Even that is basically laughed off, though. It’s a pretty happy ending this week overall.

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Dance Moms Camouflaged Maneuvers

Dance Moms Camouflaged Maneuvers

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Dance Moms
Lifetime
March 12, 2013

So this week and next week, Dance Moms has two hour episodes for some reason that I don’t understand. Last time there was an atypical episode length, we had Cathy hitting people with purses, and that was only thirty extra minutes. I can only imagine what they’ll do with a full extra hour.

We start with Pyramid right away where Abby reminds the girls how unhappy she is with all the second places from last week. Still, she isn’t yelling at them…she’s being cold instead. At the bottom of the pyramid is Mackenzie, then Nia, then Paige, Maddie, Kendall is second from the top, and at the top is Brook. Since Chloe isn’t on the pyramid at all, she asks about it and Abby snaps that she’s still on suspension. Abby tells the audience that she’s doing this to inspire her to work harder and resist her mother’s rebellious nature. Solos go to Brook, Kendall, and Maddie. The group number is an interpretation of the military concept of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Once the girls are sent from the room, Abby gets all her yelling out with the moms. She doesn’t want them to be happy with their kids getting second place. Outside, Christie tells Chloe to be so good that Abby can’t help but pay attention to her. When the girls are back in the studio, Abby tells them that she’s using the military theme because she wants them to get back to the basics. While the girls start practicing, the moms finally get a firm answer out of Melissa in terms of her impending wedding (a carry-over plot point from last season) and make plans to take her dress shopping, then they have another argument about Jill’s tactics concerning private lessons and Kendall’s duet with Nia from the week before. This ends like most of their arguments do, with Holly storming out of the observation room while Jill says that she doesn’t understand why she’s so mad.

While speaking with Melissa about something dance related, Abby gets a phone call and it is from a man. Abby is giddy and giggly, while the moms complain that she’s on the phone instead of working on the girls’ dances. This goes on for…a while. She apparently sets up a date. Evidently after she left speed dating, she met a man at a gas station. The moms want to help her get ready for her date and she reluctantly agrees.

Kendall’s solo is a contemporary piece called “Secrets and Lies.” Jill is elated that Kendall is being given a solo (as opposed to a duet, I guess?). Abby tells her that if she wants to compete with Maddie, she needs to work on her face. Just before group rehearsal, Mackenzie says that her foot hurts. Apparently she injured it doing a trick several days before. Melissa tries to explain this to Abby, but Abby says that Mackenzie either needs to do the group number or not do it, because she needs to plan the number one way or the other. Mackenzie does the rehearsal, but she’s nervous to commit to definitely performing it. The moms are confused as to why Mackenzie is rehearsing if she’s injured, but they brush it off and go back to planning Melissa’s bridal shower.

While getting her nails done for her date, Abby’s appointment is highjacked by Holly, Melissa and Jill. They misbehave and cause a scene and generally embarrass themselves and her. When the gentleman arrives, he’s not quite how she remembers him. By that, he’s a bit shorter than she recalls and she isn’t sure how she feels about that. Still, it’s “just dinner,” right, Abby? He tells her that they’re just going down the road and Abby assures him that the mad hens clucking at him are not her friends, but instead her customers, as they head out the door.

The guy explains that he rented the whole restaurant so they can have some private time. He seems…interesting, that’s for sure. He wants to write a book explaining how he’s figured out woman, a former male stripper, etc. The next day, Abby admits to the clucking hens that she isn’t sure if she was laughing with him or at him, but she did have a lot of fun and she does need more laughter in hers life. So she doesn’t know if he’ll be in her life or not, but she did have fun and fun is a good thing.

While Abby works on Brook’s solo and longs for the girl to get some passion for what she’s doing, Jill takes Kendall to get some new headshots. But then the shoot ends up being about Jill as much as Kendall. Then the moms take Melissa to her bridal shower. The moms observe that Jill is competitive even in something as simple as a party. Then come the dresses. The moms make plans to invite themselves to the wedding and make themselves her wedding party. Finally, Melissa finds the dress that makes her cry. They all agree that this is a turning point to cement their friendship.

The next day, Melissa arrives and tells Abby that she is dropping Maddie off and taking Mackenzie to the hospital. Abby is accepting about that and sends her on her way. The moms remark that they didn’t notice anything being wrong, but Melissa calls to ask Kelly to take Maddie home since Mackenzie was apparently in so much pain that she was crying quite violently. They wonder if Mackenzie’s foot might be broken, but observe that since the number is hiphop and the girls are wearing combat boots, maybe she’ll be able to blend in even with a boot for her broken foot.

When Abby learns that the girls don’t understand DADT, she sends the moms home to discuss the matter with them. The conversation between Kelly and her girls is…kind of weird. The girls kind of look like they already know what she’s talking about and are humoring her. That’s really the only conversation that we see and it’s probably for the best.

Meanwhile, we learn that Mackenzie sprained her foot and cannot dance for the next 72 hours. This means dropping out of the group dance, which means telling that to Abby. Melissa and Kelly note that Mackenzie is the only one who likes the hiphop dance, but Kelly thinks that maybe she got scared by how challenging the number is and she is trying to find a way out of it.

The competition finally arrives. Abby is also suspicious of Mackenzie’s mysterious foot injury, even after being given a doctor’s excuse. She even goes so far as to get a wheelchair to keep her off her feet. Kelly and Christie discuss the fact that Mackenzie was almost definitely intimidated by the hiphop routine and might just be looking for an excuse to not perform.

Kendall’s solo is the first in the lineup. I think she does well, but I thought Maddie did better than she apparently did last week. We won’t know until judging exactly how she does. A cool thing about the extended episode is that we get to see the entire routine (something I’ve complained about when watching from time to time). So that’s a nice change. After Kendall performs, Abby doesn’t think that she did well enough for first place, but we’ll see.

Maddie does do better than Kendall does, there’s no denying that. It’s a real treat to get to see her full number. You don’t realize how hard what these kids do is until you see the full results. Backstage, Abby discusses Kendall and Maddie’s dances with them, but just tells Brook to keep practicing on her own. Abby wheels Mackenzie out of the green room (and that little girl seems to have an odd little smirk, unless I’m much mistaken). Kelly is resentful that Abby won’t even watch Brook practice, but still expects her to be a passionate leader.

The moms apparently caught Mackenzie doing cartwheels earlier and using her wheelchair as a prop. The moms confront Melissa, who jumps to Mackenzie’s defense. The moms think the kid’s lying, Melissa swears she’s not. Finally they let it drop because Mackenzie is, you know, six.

Brook’s dance is beautiful but far from flawless. The camera shows Abby making a few bad faces during the performance and she hardly gives her a standing ovation, since she forgot a step. Backstage, Abby laments that Brook is might consider a calling other than dance. Then she asks Mackenzie how she’s doing. Melissa says she’s resting. Abby wants to know if she’s resting from all the cartwheels she was doing. Mackenzie denies having done anything and Abby interrogates the other girls. It seems she was doing tricks of some sort.

Before the group routine, Abby tells her that she’ll be watching her perform carefully. She wants her to start speaking up for herself, especially against her mother thwn Christie does something that breaks the contract. Then the girls go on stage. It’s actually a pretty cool dance and the girls seem to be pretty on top of things. They’ve done hiphop before with less than stellar results, but tonight they did better. Holly admits that it was not perfect, but it was entertaining.

Backstage, the girls are given 20 push-ups each , because they all made mistakes. Then Abby sends them out the door to await the award ceremony. There, the girls are awarded as follows: Brook earns second place, Kendall is given fourth place, Maddie gets second place, and the group is given…seventh. Abby comes into the green room waving a white flag. She gives each a lecture on what they did wrong. Then she sends them out of the room and rants and raves at the parents. She’s especially unhappy with Brook. It seems that Cathy is back for the second 2 hour special next week, so we’ll see how that works out next time.

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Dance Moms All’s Fair In Love and War

Dance Moms All’s Fair In Love and War

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Dance Moms
Lifetime
March 5, 2013

At Pyramid this week, Abby congratulates the girls on winning, although she says that she didn’t think it was their best performance. She scolds Chloe for using her own choreography…which was improvisation anyway. Whatever. On pyramid, we start with Paige, then Kendall, then Brook, then Nia (third on the pyramid for taking third place at the competition), Mackenzie, and Maddie tops the thing off. Jill looks…pretty furious when Maddie is put on top. The girls are going to New Jersey, and Abby explains that everyone will be in the group dance except Mackenzie (and she will be replaced with a boy).

Solos go to Mackenzie, Maddie, and a duet is given to Kendall and Nia. Maybe this time Holly won’t call Abby a “monstrosity of evil.”

Last season, Abby brought in a boy named Nick and the group number won first place. He is the boy being brought in again. The piece is called “Your Dream Will Become By Dream” and is about the different kinds of love (romantic, familial, all kinds). Upstairs, the moms muse on how everyone remembers their first love. They decide that they’ll take Abby speed dating (and Abby realizes that the fact that they’re all getting along means they’re up to no good). Jill decides that this is a good chance to get Kendall ahead and asks Abby out for dinner. Abby immediately guesses that she’s going to hook her up with a guy.

The next day, Abby arrives to find Christie and Chloe not there. As Kelly points out, this is not the week to be late. It turns out that it was just traffic issues. Before Abby can run the group number, the moms come in and demand that Abby come out with them right away. Kelly invites Christie, but Abby refuses to go if she’s going. So Jill kicks her out so that Abby will go, and of course Christie throws a fit about it in confessional, despite this being Abby’s night and not hers.

Abby is shocked and deeply amused to discover that they’re speed dating. This is an…awkward thing to watch because Abby has some weird requirements, but at least the guys are nice to her. They don’t say whether or not any of the guys decided to go out with her again, but I hope that they do. Abby needs some fun after losing her dog.

While rehearsing Nia and Kendall’s duet, Abby says that the girls are working in sync like she wants. Upstairs, Jill looks horrified every time Abby corrects the girls. Christie muses that Holly might want to watch out because all Jill cares about is Kendall winning the Competition of Life. Holly is, of course, not thrilled about it and she and Christie go down to confront Jill. Whether or not she did anything wrong, Jill does react very snidely to their concern.

While the girls try on their costumes for a dress rehearsal, she tells them about her speed dating adventures. There is a lot of giggling from her, the girls, and from the moms upstairs. After the commercial break, it’s off to the competition!

At the competition, Abby warns them about their bad history in New Jersey. She then discovers that Nia has a cough. Concerned, Abby asks Maddie to make sure that she knows the routine and tells Jill that they can sub someone for Nia, but Jill says that she can’t do that and Nia promises that she will be fine on stage.

Mackenzie’s solo is adorable as always and she does not forget any steps. Even Abby has only nice things to say to her (apart from not using her face enough). Then Jill disappears to run the duet with Kendall and one of the teachers. Abby sends Holly to go find her. Holly is frustrated that Jill is having privates when they’re practicing a duet, and Abby says that it’s not like the instructor to do that. Still, when Jill returns, Abby tells her that she shouldn’t put the other moms’ opinions about the good of her child. Mixed messages everywhere.

The duet is cute and nothing noticeable seems to go wrong. No one fell over or forgot what they were doing. We’ll see how it places soon.

Next up is Maddie. She’s beautiful as always. It’s kind of sad to say, but beautiful dancing is just sort of the standard for this kid. It’s always worth watching. It’s noticeable when she doesn’t do well. In the dressing room, the moms confront Jill for what happened with Christie in the limo (Kelly invited her. The night was for Abby) and not being a team player. Jill says that she’s doing what’s best for her child and Christie admits that it’s better that she’s honest.

Abby says that she isn’t totally happy with the ground number, but I thought it went really well.

At the awards ceremony, Mackenzie gets second place in her age division. Maddie also gets second (which is surprising. I would have liked to see the first place number). The duet gets fifth place (Jill says it’s because it wasn’t choreographed to be a “winning number”). Then the group number gets second place too.

The moms tell the girls that they’re proud of them, but everyone knows that Abby won’t be happy with it. Abby tells them that some of them need a break and that she doesn’t think they love dance. The next two week are going to be two hour specials, so we’ll see how all this plays out.

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